August 27, 2008 by arisanakorn
I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
~Author : Harold S Kushner Quotes
My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
~Author : Vladimir Nabokov Sayings
In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.
~Author : Louis D Brandeis Quotes
Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
~Author : Ronald Reagan Sayings
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August 27, 2008 by arisanakorn
Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
~Author : John F Kennedy Quotes
Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings
Falling Doesn’t Make You a Failure, Staying Down Does.
~Author : God’s Little Instruction Book Quotes
The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its indifference to the basic issues, which now, as always, are moral issues.
~Author : Robert Hutchins Sayings
We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day, and not so long ago, our consciousness was forced to deem it necessary.
~Author : Antonin Artaud Quotes
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June 14, 2008 by arisanakorn
Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.
~genius quotes by Pietro Aretino
Nature is full of genius, full of the divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.
~famous quotes about Nature by Henry David Thoreau, journal, 5 January 1856
Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
~genius sayings by Joe Theismann
Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
~inspirational sayings about Genius quotes by Robert S. Lynd
There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
~genius sayings by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays
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June 2, 2008 by arisanakorn
Refrain from asking what is going to happen tomorrow, and everyday that fortune grants you, count as gain. – Horace
Moderation in people who are contented comes from that calm that good fortune lends to their spirit. – Francois De La Rochefoucauld
Action makes more fortune than caution. – Charlotte Whitton
Errors look so very ugly in persons of small means, one feels they are taking quite a liberty in going astray; whereas people of fortune may naturally indulge in a few delinquencies. – George Eliot
Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. – Thomas Fuller
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May 25, 2008 by arisanakorn
U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be alert.
Intel inside……….fool is out side.
Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.
Love all; hate none…see all; select one..
He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..
Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.
LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!
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May 18, 2008 by arisanakorn
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Chastity is curable, if detected early.
Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.
Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.
A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.
If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.
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May 15, 2008 by arisanakorn
A waist is a terrible thing to mind<br>
Do not disturb. Already disturbed<br>
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?<br>
Today's subliminal message is . . .<br>
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend<br>
A hangover is the wrath of grapes<br>
Everyone is entitled to my opinion<br>
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert<br>
I don't work here. I'm a consultant<br>
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes<br>
The best things in life aren't things<br>
I like feminists; I think they're cute<br>
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable<br>
Does killing time damage eternity?<br>
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May 13, 2008 by arisanakorn
# Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
# If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
# If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
# Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
# It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
# Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
# Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.
# Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
# Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
# Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
# Do witches run spell checkers?
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May 12, 2008 by arisanakorn
Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
Remember, worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do.
You are not a human doing.
You are a human being.
Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.
Repentance is never something to be ashamed of.
Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.
Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us. (Thomas Paine)
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May 11, 2008 by arisanakorn
The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation.
The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. (G. K. Chesterton)
The biggest liar you’ll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby.
The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathway of the strong.
The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit, while removing them greatly decreases my specific gravity.
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians -- the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said "Quit while you're ahead"?
ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI.
Willie was a Chemist, But Willie is no more, What Willie thought was
H20 Was H2SO4.
A closed mouth gathers no feet.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.
Jury -- Twelve people who determine which client has the better
lawyer.
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never mess up an apology with an excuse.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
No one is listening until you make a mistake.
Oh Lord, give me patience, and GIVE IT TO ME NOW!
Okay, who put a stop payment on my reality check?
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
Oops. My brain just hit a bad sector.
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I feel like I’m diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.
I used to have a handle on life, and then it broke.
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
I won’t rise to the occasion, but I’ll slide over to it.
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!
Could you drive any better if I shoved that cell phone up your ass?
Criminal Lawyer is a redundancy.
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It’s treasured more each year.
Friendship is God ’s special way of beautifully expressing
the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing.
Funny how a dollar can look so big when you take it to church, and so small when you take it to the store.
Funny thing about humility. Just when you think you’ve got it, you’ve lost it.
Fun is a good thing, but only when it spoils nothing better. (George Santayana)
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.
Generosity is giving more than you can, and pride is taking less than you need. (Kahlil Gibran, poet)
Getting older, everything gets worse; except forgetfulness…
That gets better.
Give according to your income, lest God will make your income like your giving.
Give a man a fish and he won’t starve for a day. Teach a man how to fish and he won’t starve for his entire life. (African proverb)
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.
Flirtation…Attention without intention.
Flowers will not grow but die if they don’t get rained on every once in a while.
Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark)
Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
Fools rush in – and get all the best seats.
Foot: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
Forget yourself when with others and others will not forget you.
Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future. (Paul Boese)
Forgiveness is like the fragrance a flower gives after it’s been stepped on.
Forgiveness is the best remedy for any injury.
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May 10, 2008 by arisanakorn
Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Faults are thick when love is thin.
Fear can hold you prisoner.
Hope can set you free.
Fear doesn’t overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you.
Fear grows from what we don’t know, faith comes from what we do.
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered and no one was there.
Feed you faith and your doubts will starve to death!
Few men have the virtue to withstand the highest bidder. (George Washington)
First old man: “You want to go for a walk?”
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