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U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.
Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!
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The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…
Flirt but be [...]
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If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.
Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!
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I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.
Chastity [...]
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A waist is a terrible thing to mind<br>
Do not disturb. Already disturbed<br>
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Who lit the fuse on your tampon?<br>
Today’s subliminal message is . . .<br>
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend<br>
A hangover is the wrath of [...]
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# Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
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# If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to [...]
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Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
Remember, worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do.
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You are not a human doing.
You are a human being.
Remember, your relatives [...]
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The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation.
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The Bible tells us to love [...]
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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
One good turn gets most of the blankets.
There are two kinds of pedestrians — the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who
said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
ASCII [...]
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Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.
My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom.
My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in 37 states.
Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.
Never do card tricks for the group you play poker with.
Never mess up an apology with an [...]
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.
I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.
I feel like I’m [...]
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Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks
Borrow money from a pessimist, they don’t expect it back.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Chocolate: the OTHER major food group.
Consciousness: [...]
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Friendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.
Friendship is a golden chain, the links are friends so dear, and like a rare and precious jewel It’s treasured more each year.
Friendship is God ’s special way of beautifully expressing
the precious gift of caring and His never-ending blessing.
Funny how a dollar can look [...]
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Flattery is telling others exactly what they think of themselves.
Flirtation…Attention without intention.
Flowers will not grow but die if they don’t get rained on every once in a while.
Fools learn from experience. Wise men learn from the experience of others (Otto von Bismark)
Fools look to tomorrow, wise men use tonight.
Fool me once, shame on you; fool [...]
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Far too many people spend their lives reading the menu instead of enjoying the banquet.
Fat people are harder to kidnap.
Faults are thick when love is thin.
Fear can hold you prisoner.
Hope can set you free.
Fear doesn’t overwhelm you; you let fear overwhelm you.
Fear grows from what we don’t know, faith comes from what we do.
Fear knocked [...]
