Very nice one liners
May 15, 2008 by arisanakorn
A waist is a terrible thing to mind<br>
Do not disturb. Already disturbed<br>
Who lit the fuse on your tampon?<br>
Today's subliminal message is . . .<br>
Demons are a Ghouls best Friend<br>
A hangover is the wrath of grapes<br>
Everyone is entitled to my opinion<br>
If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert<br>
I don't work here. I'm a consultant<br>
Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes<br>
The best things in life aren't things<br>
I like feminists; I think they're cute<br>
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable<br>
Does killing time damage eternity?<br>
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