My Famous One Liners Weblog

Wise one liners on life

arisanakorn — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:03:41 +0000

I think of life as a good book. The further you get into it, the more it begins to make sense.
~Author : Harold S Kushner Quotes

My loathings are simple stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
~Author : Vladimir Nabokov Sayings

In the frank expression of conflicting opinions lies the greatest promise of wisdom in governmental action.
~Author : Louis D Brandeis Quotes

Even Albert Einstein reportedly needed help on his 1040 form.
~Author : Ronald Reagan Sayings

Great one liners and sayings

arisanakorn — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 18:02:00 +0000

Too often we… enjoy the comfort of opinion without the discomfort of thought.
~Author : John F Kennedy Quotes

Anybody can be good in the country. There are no temptations there.
~Author : Oscar Wilde Sayings

Falling Doesn’t Make You a Failure, Staying Down Does.
~Author : God’s Little Instruction Book Quotes

The most distressing aspect of the world into which you are going is its indifference to the basic issues, which now, as always, are moral issues.
~Author : Robert Hutchins Sayings

We do not die because we have to die; we die because one day, and not so long ago, our consciousness was forced to deem it necessary.
~Author : Antonin Artaud Quotes

famous one liner quotes

arisanakorn — Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:10:17 +0000

Let us love winter, for it is the spring of genius.
~genius quotes by Pietro Aretino

Nature is full of genius, full of the divinity; so that not a snowflake escapes its fashioning hand.
~famous quotes about Nature by Henry David Thoreau, journal, 5 January 1856

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein
~genius sayings by Joe Theismann

Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
~inspirational sayings about Genius quotes by Robert S. Lynd

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.
~genius sayings by Lucius Annaeus Seneca, On Tranquillity of the Mind, Moral Essays

Classic one liners

arisanakorn — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 15:09:14 +0000

Refrain from asking what is going to happen tomorrow, and everyday that fortune grants you, count as gain. – Horace

Moderation in people who are contented comes from that calm that good fortune lends to their spirit. – Francois De La Rochefoucauld

Action makes more fortune than caution. – Charlotte Whitton

Errors look so very ugly in persons of small means, one feels they are taking quite a liberty in going astray; whereas people of fortune may naturally indulge in a few delinquencies. – George Eliot

Misfortunes tell us what fortune is. – Thomas Fuller

cool funny one liners

arisanakorn — Sun, 25 May 2008 10:23:00 +0000

U made me smile so wide……..I can eat a banana side ways.

Don’t hate me because I m good, Hate me because I know it!!

The Moment She Arrives Every Other Face Fades Away…

Flirt but be alert.

Intel inside……….fool is out side.

Ashes 2 Ashes Dust 2 Dust Life is short so PARTY v must.

Love all; hate none…see all; select one..

He Took Me Fr0m a Bar. He Took Me In His Car. He Took My T0p 0ff. He Puts His Lips 0n Mine,But D0n’t W0rry I’m a Bottle 0f Wine..

Adam & Eve introduced love; Romeo & Juliet practiced it; Laila & Majnoo died for it; So PLZZZZZZZ guyz don’t go for it.

LOVE IS THE MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOOLS!

Good one liners

arisanakorn — Sun, 18 May 2008 18:32:55 +0000

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

Attempt to get a new car for your spouse – it’ll be a great trade!

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace prize.

Chastity is curable, if detected early.

Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned.

Bills travel through the post at twice the speed of cheques.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

If at first you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you.

Very nice one liners

arisanakorn — Thu, 15 May 2008 15:07:49 +0000

A waist is a terrible thing to mind

Do not disturb. Already disturbed

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Today's subliminal message is . . .

Demons are a Ghouls best Friend

A hangover is the wrath of grapes

Everyone is entitled to my opinion

If it ain't chocolate, it ain't dessert

I don't work here. I'm a consultant

Out of Body. Back in Five Minutes

The best things in life aren't things

I like feminists; I think they're cute

I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable

Does killing time damage eternity?

funny clever one liners

arisanakorn — Tue, 13 May 2008 16:36:49 +0000

# Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way.
# If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

# If things get any worse, I’ll have to ask you to stop helping me.
# If I want your opinion, I’ll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.
# Don’t look back, they might be gaining on you.
# It’s not hard to meet expenses, they’re everywhere.
# Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.
# Look out for #1. Don’t step in #2 either.
# Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
# Car service: If it ain’t broke, we’ll break it.
# Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.
# Do witches run spell checkers?

Daily One Liners

arisanakorn — Mon, 12 May 2008 10:08:33 +0000

Remember the golden rule: he who has the gold makes the rules.
Remember, worth and value are not wrapped up in what you do.

You are not a human doing.
You are a human being.
Remember, your relatives had no choice in the matter either.
Repentance is never something to be ashamed of.
Repentance is sorrow for the deed..not for getting caught.
Reputation is made in a moment: character is built in a lifetime.
Reputation is what men and women think of us; character is what God and angels know of us. (Thomas Paine)

Wise One Liners

arisanakorn — Sun, 11 May 2008 11:53:25 +0000

The best way to keep your kids out of hot water is to put some dishes in it.
The best way to overcome temptation is to avoid the tempting situation.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbours, and also to love our enemies; probably generally they are the same people. (G. K. Chesterton)
The biggest liar you’ll ever have to deal with probably watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
The biggest man you ever did see once was a baby.
The block of granite that was an obstacle in the pathway of the weak became a stepping stone in the pathway of the strong.
The British have a reputation for keeping calm even when there is no crisis.
The burdens of the world on my back lightens the world not one whit, while removing them greatly decreases my specific gravity.